"carmen's not on island yet. too busy skydiving with dennis hopper. meanwhile, in east agaña, they filmed some asian dude being rowed out to a secret drug deal rendezvous snake rock near alupang cove aka boyscout jamboree island by tom petra, pasty white guy badass math teacher slash yakuza bag man. yeah. oh god. yet another embarrassing guamish blip in the entertainment world. posted by santos."